TGGC GOES TO COSTCO

"The hit game of the fall!"

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Have you ever wanted to go to COSTCO, but you were too lazy to get up?

Well, now you CAN! With included bonuses such as..

• WEIRDOS! (WHO YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW!)
• REFERENCES TO PIECES OF MEDIA YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT!
• OPTIONS, OPTIONS, AND MORE OPTIONS!

What's that? MORE Options? Sure can do! Restart as many times as you'd like and get all 20 endings! Don't worry, the characters won't mind. Why'd you even ask that?

What are you still reading for? DOWNLOAD! It's FREE! Just for you! 

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Disclaimer: No products are ever actually purchased in-game. What kind of sick freak would do that in a store?